August 2012
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Oliver is divisible by zero.
April 2012
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Watchrocketfists:
notviolet:
jj-abrahams:
youngstero:
i have no recollection of this i just found it far back in photobooth
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my favorite thing is oliver singing the pina colada song
bar none
my favorite thing is oliver
One day I will be Oliver enough to be Oliver.
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Oliver is dead.
March 2012
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Oliver is the heart and soul of this team.
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Hercules didn’t put the glad in gladiator, Oliver did.
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Oliver is the voice of reason.
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People have told you for years that the bubbles in soda are carbon dioxide. They’re lying to you. It’s Oliver.
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Oliver is the raven.
Nevermore.
harrytomlomsom:
the aurora borealis is a physical manifestation of oliver’s consciousness
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Oliver is the square root of negative one.
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There is no Oliver, only Zuul.
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Oliver is the storm and the calm.
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There are holes in Swiss cheese because Oliver thought it would be funny. I know you don’t get it, but trust him, it’s hilarious.
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Every time someone rings a bicycle bell Oliver gets a quarter. Not from anyone in particular, they just appear out of thin air.
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Oliver is the father of modern-day scratch ‘n sniff stickers.
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Oliver is the base model for all of Dreamworks’ animation.
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Oliver is the reason dryer sheets smell so lovely.
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Oliver is the twist in the middle of a pretzel. No pun intended
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Dog Snuggies = Oliver.
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Oliver is the tooth fairy. Except what people don’t realize is that the money under your pillow really came from your mother’s purse. And Oliver takes a 10% finders fee.
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When you wake up but your arm stays asleep, thats how you can be sure you’ve had a visit from Oliver.
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Oliver is the fine line between genius and insanity.
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Sometimes when you put a quarter in a machine at the supermarket and you turn the handle two prize capsules come out instead of one. And that is Oliver.
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Oliver is that little bit of hand soap left in the bottle that the pump tube just can’t reach.
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That nice smell fresh grass clippings have? That’s Oliver.
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Oliver is the reason all the Nazis melted at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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When the restaurant doesn’t charge you extra to substitute garlic smashed potatoes for french fries? That’s Oliver’s doing.
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oliver is the reason reblogging exists
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Have you ever popped a bag of popcorn for the perfect amount of time and had no kernels left but also not burnt any of it? That’s Oliver.
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Oliver is more cowbell.
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Oliver is an enigma wrapped in a Kurt Vonnegut sweater, wrapped in a blanket, wrapped in a mystery…and he is still cold.
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If you ever wondered how they get those little tiny ships in bottles, you can stop wondering. It’s Oliver.
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Oliver is the reason hotdogs and hotdog buns are not sold in the same quantities.
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y’know that feeling right after you take the drop on a really good wave? Or when you throw a perfect shot?
That’s Oliver.
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Oliver is the snow in snow globes.
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youngstero liked your post: Oliver is the reason wifi cuts out when the…
Oliver is the reason for this blog. <3
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Y’know those things ninjas throw to make a smoke cloud so they can escape?
That’s Oliver.
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Oliver is the reason wifi cuts out when the microwave is running.
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harrytomlomsom:
starrby replied to your post: axereels replied to your post: y’know in movies…
That sound when the pokecenter is healing your pokemon…is that Oliver too?
can someone please compile a list of things oliver is
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harrytomlomsom:
axereels replied to your post: y’know in movies and tv shows when they open…
or like that little tune in Zelda where you get a new item
YES
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harrytomlomsom:
y’know in movies and tv shows when they open chests and boxes and there’s an inexplicable orange glow that bathes the whole room in warmth
that’s oliver
